PAS DEVANT LA GRENOUILLE

It has recently come to light that Froggy's nursery school playmates have been made fully cognisant of the facts that a) her mummy drinks pálinka, b) that according to her daddy, mummy's titties go, 'flip, flop, wibble, wobble' and that c) English people say, 'bollocks' a lot when they are angry.

Worry not. I'll let her out at mealtimes.