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Now this IS bad news. If it ever takes off here in Hungary, I'm going to have no credibility left at all.
And into the "this could be bad news but we'll withhold judgement till a later date" category, comes this little promotional offering from the Beeb.
And I suppose I should be happy to have got this far and still remain 37% pure!
And as this aims to be an inclusive endeavour here's one for you women.