BIOLOGICALLY INACCURATE JOKE OF THE DAY

Two adulterous ducks in a hotel room suddenly realise that they are fresh out of condoms and decide to call room service.

A few minutes later there is a discreet knock at the door and the drake gets up to answer it.

There he finds a waiter type chappie with a condom on a silver tray.

"Here you are, sir. Shall I put it on your bill?"