IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPID
"Okay," says I, handing over the balance of the €490, "where is it we're going again?"
"Vodice. Just west of Split."
"And that's for the three of us, right?"
"Yup. Price is for the suite. Same for us and we're four."
"And just what do we get for that?"
"Suite in a four star hotel, balcony overlooking the sea, indoor and outdoor pool, sauna, private beach, four meals a day..."
"Sure. Breakfast, lunch, tea and supper. Games room, gym, bar..."
"Opens at 10 in the morning, closes at midnight, all you have to pay for is spirits."
There is a pause.
"So how many beers do you reckon we're going to have to drink to be in profit?"