THEY MUST THINK I'M STUPID Part 1

Oral examination excerpts.

Candidate 1.

Part 1.

"Can you recommend an English text book?"

"Yes. I bought one yesterday from the local book store. It has a CD ROM and..."

Part 2.

"And where can tourists go in the evening in your area?"

"Well, they can go to the cinema. It has Dolby Surround..."

Part 3.

"And what about the physical environment of your workplace?"

"Well, it should have air conditioning..."

Candidates 2 - 21.

"...bought...yesterday...local book store...CD ROM...Dolby Surround...air conditioning..."

Candidate 18.

"And what about the physical environment of your workplace?"

"Well, it should have effective heating."

"And what about the hot summer days?"

Bloody air conditioning, maybe? Sheesh!

With reference to the previous post. I've just walked past Idris who is in supine position on the sofa watching a video. I was carrying a bottle of Stella.

"Are you going to get pissed?"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggh!

Apologies to Zed for the exclamation marks but, 'kinell!