BOO!

Yup. Amstelladagain is open for business once more. There has been no expensive time-consuming refurbishment a la Shoe and my sidebar is as stable as ever, unlike the Shrub's. My bizarre animations and silly games count will remain minute in comparison to the recently re-opened Packet (whose mastery of the apostrophe is as dodgy as ever was, judging by his guest spot on the Shoe...speaking of which, you Southern strumpet, I am still awaiting my invite!)...in short, visitors may expect pretty much the same fare as was on offer prior to my sabbatical. Parental supervision is advised.